MLIA. Част 1

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MyLifeIsAverage

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Today I was left alone with this really cute boy for a few hours. We built a fort, had a picnic, and he told me he loved me. I don’t think it will work out though. He is 3. I’m 20. MLIA

Today, i watched a commercial that took longer to list the side effects than it took to explain the actual product they were selling.MLIA

Today my grandma called me just to see how I was doing. She suddenly mentioned that every second generation has a special talent, and that I should have one too. I asked her what her talent is, and she said, “I can teleport.” Then the door bell rang, and there was my grandma. I wonder what talent I have. MLIA

I found a five doller bill on the ground, and when I later decided to use it, I noticed that something was written on it, “Please be my friend” and under it was a phone number. It was my husband’s number. MLIA

Today, while doing presentations in creative writing class two students began to argue about who would go next, my teacher casually takes his iphone out and yells “Wait, I have an app for that”! And further explains he has a coin flipping app on his iphone.