Блогът на Фил

Какво се получава при следното сумиране?
http://www.lavrsen.dk/twiki/bin/view/Motion/WebHome
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http://code.google.com/p/lasertraq/
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http://code.google.com/p/pymissile/

…Или защо мразя .NET.
Защото не могат дори един прост scrollbar да направят като хората:

http://neodynamic.blogspot.com/2006/01/when-maximum-is-not-maximum-windows.html

А ако се чудите дали това е бъг или наистина така се очаква да работи, а и за да си отговорите на въпроса от MS тъпи ли са или да, хвърлете един поглед и тук: http://forums.microsoft.com/MSDN/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=1572973&SiteId=1

God was in a good mood and decided to give virtues to people. One day he decided to give all the programmers in the world three virtues:

They would be smart, well-intentioned, and work for Microsoft. But an angel told him: Hey, wait a minute, aren't they too many virtues?
“You're right”, said God. “They'll have these virtues but a person can only have two of these virtues at the same time”.

Since then, programmers in the world were divided in the three following groups:

Programmers who were smart and well-intentioned, couldn't work for Microsoft.
Programmers who were smart and worked for Microsoft, couldn't be well-intentioned.
Programmers who were well-intentioned and worked for Microsoft, couldn't be smart.

А е смешно на наш гръб, защото това го прочетох в коментарите на новината, че M$ са купили гласуването за OOXML в Швеция.

emacs – Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
gdb – Get Down Baby.
gcc – Give Communism (a) Chance.
linux – Linus Is Not Usually Xeroflulogitic.
lisp – Lisp Is (for) Symbolic Programming.
java – Just Another Variant (of) Ada.
perl – Perl Essentially Resembles Lisp.
printf – People Rarely Insist (on) Naming This Function.
sed – Slashdot (is) Easily Duped.
top – Totally Ongoing Programs.
vi – Very Irritating.