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Geek: GCS
I'm a geek of computer science.
Dress: d-(+)
I range from …
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
… to …
Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.
Shape: s+:+
I'm a little taller than most.
I'm a little rounder than most.
Computers: C++++
I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.
Unix: UL++
Linux:
I've got the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.
Perl: P+
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it's on my agenda.
Linux: L++
I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
Emacs: E—-
Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!
Web: W++
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
Usenet: N*
All I do is read news.
Windows: w–(—)
I range from …
MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour.
… to …
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
Politics-Social: PS+(+++)
I range from …
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
… to …
Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. “Fuck the draft!”
Politics-Economic: PE-(–)
I range from …
It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
… to …
Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need. Nobody should be rich.
Cypherpunks: Y++(+)
I range from …
I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it's a warning to ours and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF.
… to …
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
PGP: PGP
I've used it, but stopped long ago.
Trek: t@
It's just another TV show.
Varying wildly on this topic.
Babylon 5: 5
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
X-Files: X
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
Roleplaying: R
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
Television: tv++
I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.
Books: b++>+++
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
… but I'd like to be …
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
Dilbert: DI
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it
DOOM!: D++
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.
Geek Code: G
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
Education: e++>++++
Got a bachelors degree
… but I'd like to be …
Managed to get my Ph.D.
Housing: h–
Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch Babylon 5.
Relationships: r++
I've dated my current SO for a long time.
Sex[m]: y*
I'm a pervert.